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ABSTRACT OF SERVICE

⚠ TO ANYBODY TRYING TO VERIFY THIS ⚠

You will not be able to. I want to say that up front, plainly, before you spend your Saturday on it. That is not a defense of anything. It is a description of the situation. If being un-verifiable is disqualifying to you then we are going to have to part ways here and I hold no hard feelings about it. There is a fishing blog two clicks away on the web ring.

TABLE A — ASSIGNMENTS

PERIOD	ORGANIZATION	DUTY	LOCATION
1997–1998	U.S. ARMY TRAINING CENTER	INITIAL ENTRY / INFANTRY	FORT BENNING, GA
1998–2001	1–XX INFANTRY	RIFLEMAN / TEAM LEADER	FORT BRAGG, NC
2001–2003	XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX	SECTION LEADER	CONUS
2003–2004	XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX	VEHICLE COMMANDER	OIF — AL ANBAR
2004–2008	DETACHMENT 9-ECHO / PROGRAM GRAYSTONE — NON-ATTRIBUTABLE, ON LOAN, NO ORGANIC CHAIN OF COMMAND
2008–2011	ADMINISTRATIVE HOLDING	NONE ASSIGNED	XXXXXX
2011	SEPARATED	—	—

NOTE ON ROW 5: that row was released to me in 2014 as part of a batch that a clerk in St. Louis clearly did not read before she sent it. I have left it exactly as it came to me. I did not type it and I did not un-black it. If somebody wants to be upset about row 5 they should take it up with St. Louis.

TABLE B — AWARDS & DECORATIONS

AWARD	YEAR	CAN I SHOW YOU IT?
Army Service Ribbon	1998	Yes. It is in a drawer.
Combat Infantryman Badge	2003	Yes. This one I will talk about all day.
Army Commendation Medal	2003	Yes.
Bronze Star Medal w/ "V" Device	2005	The medal exists. The citation is one sentence long and four of the words in it are blacked out, which makes it read like a threat.
Silver Star	200X	I am told this exists. I have never held it. I would like to hold it once. I have asked twice and been told "we'll look into it" both times.
Purple Heart (3)	2003 / XXXX / XXXX	One of the three is in the system. The other two are not in any system, and the scars are not in any system either, but I promise you they are on me.
Prisoner of War Medal	XXXX	No. And I would ask you not to follow up on this one.
Certificate of Completion — Modern Army Combatives, Level One	1998	YES. This is the only piece of paper I own that not one single person has ever questioned. It is framed in my office. It is the biggest frame in the house.

TABLE C — SCHOOLS & QUALIFICATIONS

COURSE	STATUS
Basic Airborne Course	COMPLETE — 1998
Modern Army Combatives, Level One	COMPLETE — 1998 (see above, it is framed)
Advanced Marksmanship, XXXXXXXXXX	COMPLETE — XXXX
Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape — LEVEL C	COMPLETE. I would not recommend it. That is a joke. It is not much of one.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX	XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Nebraska Class A Commercial Driver's License	CURRENT. Expires 2029.

WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE IF YOU FILE A REQUEST

People do this. I do not mind. Here is what comes back, reproduced exactly, so you can save yourself the postage:

NATIONAL PERSONNEL RECORDS CENTER
MILITARY PERSONNEL RECORDS

RE: REQUEST No. 1–XXXXXXX

SUBJECT: STONE, XAVIER (also spelled STONNE, X.)

A search of the records has been conducted. This response is

provided pursuant to your request.

    RECORDS FOR THE PERIOD 1997–2004 .......... ENCLOSED

    RECORDS FOR THE PERIOD 2004–2008 .......... NO RESPONSIVE

                                             DOCUMENTS

    RECORDS FOR THE PERIOD 2008–2011 .......... ENCLOSED (1 pg.)

This office can neither confirm nor deny the existence of

additional records. This statement should not be taken as an

indication that additional records do or do not exist.

                                                  /s/ XXXXXXXXXXXX

                                                  Archives Technician

"NO RESPONSIVE DOCUMENTS." Four years of a man's life and the government's position is that nothing was submitted. Not a bad evaluation. Not a leave request. Not a dental appointment. A soldier cannot go four years without a dental appointment. Somebody had to sit down and remove the dental appointments.

That is the part that gets me, if you want to know. Not the medals. The dentist.

ON MY DD FORM 214

My DD-214 has my name spelled correctly, my entry date, my separation date, and eleven blocks that are empty. Not redacted. Empty. There is a difference and once you have seen both you never un-see it.

The VA has looked at it. The VA had a meeting about it. I was not invited to the meeting. I did eventually receive a letter about the meeting, and the letter said that the matter had been "resolved administratively," which is the exact same sentence in a different suit.

⚠ TABLE D (OPERATIONS) WILL NOT BE POSTED. DO NOT WAIT FOR IT. ⚠

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