🔒 SECURE 128-BIT ENCRYPTED ORDER FORM  ·  xavierstone-store.com  ·  DO NOT PRESS THE BACK BUTTON  ·  ORDER #XS-4471
1. YOUR ORDER
2. SPECIAL OFFER
3. SPECIAL OFFER
4. SPECIAL OFFER
5. REVIEW CART

YOUR CART

Order #XS-4471 · not yet submitted
ITEMQTYPRICE
ABOUT THE BOOK — PLEASE READ THIS, I WOULD RATHER TELL YOU HERE

"FINE." has been out of stock since March.

Randy's press is on the county fair programs through July and the county fair does not move for anybody, and the second printing is running about four hundred copies behind where it was supposed to be. That is not an excuse, that is just the sequence of events.

Roberta says that taking it off the website is worse than leaving it up. I have gone back and forth on that for a while now and I have decided to leave it up, and I will tell you exactly why.

The book is the only thing on this website I am actually trying to sell you. If I take it down, then all that is left in here is a supplement, a course, and a book about eating bugs, and I do not want that to be what this is.

Subtotal$0.00
Shipping$0.00
Handling$0.00
Estimated tax (NE 5.5%)$0.00
BookUNAVAILABLE
TOTAL$0.00
PROCEED TO CHECKOUT ►
Checkout is temporarily unavailable. Click it anyway and I will explain.
« back to the book   ·   start the order over   ·   mail a check instead
🔒 SSL SECURED NO ACCOUNT REQUIRED STILL NO HAT VETERAN OWNED
No payment is processed on this website and no card details are collected anywhere in this order path. The shopping cart software is a trial version and the trial ended in 2019. If you want the book, and I would like you to want the book, the P.O. box on the CONTACT page works and has never once failed. — X.S.
« back to xavierstone.com  ·  contact  ·  view cart

PARODY NOTICE: This is a work of satire. "Lieutenant Xavier Stone" is a fictional character and does not exist. These products are not real, no order can be placed, no payment is collected, and no health, fitness, or nutritional claim made on this page is true or should be acted on.